The Peopledom of Lesva is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Marshal Iuna Scadi with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.638 billion Lesvans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saela. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lesvan economy, worth 831 trillion Leses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,418 Leses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Saela, religion makes people horny, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax Leses each year. Crime is well under control. Lesva's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Marshal Iuna Scadi Cult of Personality.

Lesva is ranked 105,166^th in the world and 71^st in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,376.77 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.