The Republic of Linaviar is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Neuháng ʻÁlili with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 24.842 billion Linavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mésqóv. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,374 trillion Kxíovs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,599 Kxíovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linaviar's national animal is the Kálaeyáqam, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lájan.

Linaviar is ranked 1,024^th in the world and 6^th in The Western Isles for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 15,516.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.