The Exceedingly Chill Locale of Aquarii is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Oracle with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.63 billion Aquariians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apollopolis. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aquariian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion smooches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,140 smooches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Aquarii they're lyin', and political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring. Crime is totally unknown. Aquarii's national animal is the electric eel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is veganism.

Aquarii is ranked 262,201^st in the world and 104^th in The Western Isles for Largest Black Market, with 125 billion Standard Monetary Units.