The Unified Electorates of Ainslie is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Tobi Turrena with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 17.142 billion Ahnslens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahnerten. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ainsliean economy, worth a remarkable 1,838 trillion Ahnsens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,237 Ahnsens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ainslie's national animal is the Common Grey Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ainslie is ranked 12,715^th in the world and 42^nd in The Western Isles for Highest Food Quality, scoring 145.37 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.