The Republic of Kuvo is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.314 billion Kuvoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batavia. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuvoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,756 trillion guldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 192,582 guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Kuvo are blocked up with orders for new public loos, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuvo's national animal is the hawk-eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kuvo is ranked 5,795^th in the world and 237^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.42 law-abiding acts per hour.