The Republic of Martenyika is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Maxime Zubele with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.388 billion Martenyikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessa. The average income tax rate is 64.7%.

The thriving Martenyikan economy, worth 496 trillion Kejs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,763 Kejs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, and tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Martenyika's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Martenyika is ranked 173,844^th in the world and 128^th in The Western Isles for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.