The Most Catholic Diarchy of Miklania is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 23.878 billion Miklanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Michaels. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miklanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,701 trillion Shillings a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,006 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends billions to retrieve millions worth of asteroid gold, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots, and the Miklania Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime is totally unknown. Miklania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Miklania is ranked 12,121^st in the world and 40^th in The Western Isles for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,808.77 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.