The Utopian Lands of the Union of Roendavar is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Faunus Eleos Caenalren-Iralethias with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.304 billion Roendavaris are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Free City of Dociara. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Roendavarian economy, worth a remarkable 4,901 trillion Roendavarian Areindhils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,068 Roendavarian Areindhils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Western Isles. Crime is totally unknown. Roendavar's national animal is the Roendavari Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protacism.

Roendavar is ranked 2,847^th in the world and 6^th in The Western Isles for Highest Poor Incomes, with 197,002.11 Standard Monetary Units.