The Parliamentary Republic of Chasia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Calvin Bishop with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.976 billion Chasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seneca. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chasian economy, worth a remarkable 9,082 trillion kronols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 433,010 kronols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold. Crime is almost non-existent. Chasia's national animal is the golden masked owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chasia is ranked 3,365^th in the world and 5^th in The Western Isles for Most Corrupt Governments, with 277.78 kickbacks per hour.