The Kingdom of Omnilumis is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 148 million Omnilumisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Omnilumisian economy, worth 7.52 trillion Omnums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,793 Omnums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omnilumis's national animal is the Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Omnilumis is ranked 103,693^rd in the world and 86^th in The Western Isles for Smartest Citizens, with 36.01 quips per hour.