The Koryo Kingdom of Hashidi is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by King Yi Eokgi with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.802 billion Hashidians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seonil. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hashidian economy, worth 988 trillion Muns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,276 Muns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, slavers are real nutters, many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch, and former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hashidi's national animal is the White Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Hashidi is ranked 10,094^th in the world and 211^th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 112 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.