The Koryo Kingdom of Hashidi is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by King Yi Eokgi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.407 billion Hashidians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seonil. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hashidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,070 trillion Muns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,517 Muns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hashidi's national animal is the White Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Hashidi is ranked 188,726^th in the world and 2,379^th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 100.12 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.