The United Biomes of Snrubton is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Wolfman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.432 billion Snrubtonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Lynx City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Snrubtonian economy, worth 629 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,280 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government pours millions of francs into rehabilitation programs annually, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime is totally unknown. Snrubton's national animal is the lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Walrus Appreciation.

Snrubton is ranked 12,588^th in the world and 253^rd in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 86.97 Atheism Rate.