The Armed Republic of Hyenaton is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.339 billion Hyenatonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyenaton City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyenatonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,255 trillion Yeen Beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 277,417 Yeen Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

SPAM is illegal but spam is everywhere, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyenaton's national animal is the Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hyenaton is ranked 2,104^th in the world and 40^th in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 27,000.41 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.