The EPSA Naval Officer of Lucklife is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Santa LL with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 12.858 billion Lucklifeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scymore. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lucklifean economy, worth a remarkable 3,643 trillion Tomorins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,376 Tomorins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, Santa LL's reputation is hard as nails, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucklife's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stargazing.

Lucklife is ranked 1,551^st in the world and 46^th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.22 on the Human Development Index.