The Commonwealth of ACRONYMs is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 696 million ACRONYMsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The very strong ACRONYMsian economy, worth 38.6 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 55,434 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 177,230 per year while the poor average 13,169, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of ACRONYMs City. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. ACRONYMs's national animal is the Locker Gremlin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ACRONYMs is ranked 304,313^th in the world and 3,908^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -5.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.