The Tired Anti State of Hiltavia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Zombie Robert Bob Hilton with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.898 billion Hilts are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hilton City. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hilton economy, worth 520 trillion Bartered Goods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,537 Bartered Goods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of Bartered Goods are being blown on orbital weapons development, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, people have been circulating political cartoons of pigeons pooping on Zombie Robert Bob Hilton, and the government has embraced apartheid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Hiltavia's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Distraction.

Hiltavia is ranked 233,298^th in the world and 2^nd in Hilton Civil War for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.