The Empire of The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Raul Menendez with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 7.931 billion Osobonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandy Shores. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Member of the Federation economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion Dogecoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,888 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Osobonians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is totally unknown. The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hatred.

The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia is ranked 104,129^th in the world and 2,013^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.38 law-abiding acts per hour.