The Retired old wolf of Pendragonania is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Diety Cornelia Von Pendragon with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.049 billion Pendragonanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winchester. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pendragonanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,047 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,790 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, the nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, and Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pendragonania's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Pendragonania is ranked 8,877^th in the world and 185^th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 95.83 Atheism Rate.