|Leader||President Jonathan Bernhardt|
|Animal||Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish|
The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 6.02 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,406 Laxoimia Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Laxoimia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Laxoimia endorsed The Dominion of Outer Shenendoah.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, Laxoimian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
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