The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 6.02 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,406 Laxoimia Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Laxoimia is ranked 190,210^th in the world and 7,967^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 9.96 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.