The United Socialist Republic of The Sinclarian Provinces is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jerod Lasater with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 12.956 billion Sinclarians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclarian economy, worth a remarkable 6,214 trillion Sets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 479,658 Sets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, the comic book series 'Jerod Lasater and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, it's said that Jerod Lasater can turn every pleasure into a chore, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sinclarian Provinces's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Sinclarian Provinces is ranked 201^st in the world and 10^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.27 Atheism Rate.