Population | 5.303 billion |
Capital | Xyloth |
Leader | Zylon Kromak |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Credits |
Animal | BearSquirrel |
The Democratic States of New Xyroxes is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zylon Kromak with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.303 billion New Xyroxesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyloth. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Xyroxesian economy, worth 759 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,228 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, lending money has become a major liability, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Xyroxes's national animal is the BearSquirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
New Xyroxes is ranked 27,825th in the world and 998th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.07 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Khoik.
- : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
- : New Xyroxes endorsed The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : New Xyroxes endorsed The Empire of Dillimore.
- : New Xyroxes endorsed The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 177 » Shibutani, Siwale, Varisland, The Rhein States, The Jerichowan Country, Bankowiata, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Omicron Persei V111, Filibustra, Corfad, Kwaj, Wilkshire, Dreadton, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Omnistria, Cobolica, Regallio, Pallaith, Loutsland, Oannia, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, PotatoFarmers, Frances Francis the First of France, Former English Colony, Xagill, Zyvetskistaahn, Wineclaw, Wisconsota, Unshleepd, Gragadoia, Parpyduckland, Antiyard, Sechiole, KAP03land, North Bratislava, Laurendon, The Austro Germanic Union, Merconitonitopia, TyGerria, Chipoli, The Arverni Lands, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Unsophisticate, Atrito, Sri Temasekia, Intion North, Radicaster, and 127 others.Wolffoxia, Hentaigraado, Maott, Darkanistan, New-Ferytland, Harjad, New Trisone, Exkosia, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Racoda, Inspiratus, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Etanur, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, TamilPesum, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Nationeer, Votak Matim, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Zerentopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Snipland, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Frieszia, New Atlantico, Singamadri, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Empy, Arucaria, Rex Republic, Kingdom of Time, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Ovekisu, Batatoland Empire, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Alogiada, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, New Cordyceps, Bodhisva, Ishtimbine, Saint-Dauphin, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Sellaeta, Sindoesia, New Derse, Qep, Republiqueducroissant, Bardopia, Galbadiana, Aerilia, Zandos, Lionsroar, Eurocom, Hyphen, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Perikuresu, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Zelenaya Dolina, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Ayuzhhhhh, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Barxa, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Nistriabar, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, The Tony Paporordia, Ubeland, Vancricia, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Neptunian Military Administration, Dillimore, Davidianian, and Khoik.