The Free Land of Warnen is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.744 billion Warnenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Divinity's Reach. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Warnenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,112 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 346,766 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government thinks Warnenians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Warnenian citizenship, and playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Warnen's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Slaanesh.

Warnen is ranked 20,834^th in the world and 1,269^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,269.64 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.