The Free Land of Warnen is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 14.874 billion Warnenians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Divinity's Reach. The average income tax rate is 8.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warnenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,186 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 348,721 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and Leader's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Warnen's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Slaanesh.

Warnen is ranked 1,456^th in the world and 49^th in Balder for Smartest Citizens, with 224.81 quips per hour.