The État en Vogue of Millenhaal is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Geraldine O'Leary with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.417 billion Millenhaalers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drobbleton-Jankbury-on-the-Cottlewank. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Millenhaaler economy, worth a remarkable 1,744 trillion Pretty Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 167,439 Pretty Rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Angry men scowl at each other across chess boards, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Millenhaal's national animal is the Cutibacterium Acnes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Good Place.

Millenhaal is ranked 1,931^st in the world and 92^nd in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 71.53 average smiles per day.