The United Emirates of Ali Faridi is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ali with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 5.48 billion Fareedians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noor. The average income tax rate is 49.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ali Faridian economy, worth 883 trillion Dirhams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,179 Dirhams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Ali can cry on demand, domestic cruise ships fly the Ali Faridian flag out of fear of being blown up, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Ali is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ali Faridi's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ali Faridi is ranked 228,418^th in the world and 12,070^th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.