The Republic of Precipia is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.38 billion Precipians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deepwater. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Precipian economy, worth a remarkable 2,721 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,417 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, large sections of Precipia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Precipia's national animal is the gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Precipia is ranked 330,508^th in the world and 17,856^th in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -25.38 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.