The Theocratic Empire of Roctubiazan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sicilus Qath Kes with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 30.064 billion Roctubiazanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scababo. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Roctubiazanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,666 trillion Dinguses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,967 Dinguses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protest songs are the nation's de facto anthems, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Scababo for fear of causing a fuss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roctubiazan's national animal is the Flying Watabo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Religion.

Roctubiazan is ranked 318,243^rd in the world and 17,126^th in Balder for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.