The Empire of Willifusland is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Violettyryl'my with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.376 billion Willifuslansianecs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villayfatori. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Willifuslansianec economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion lire a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,003 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willifusland's national animal is the kiwi and its national religion is Sovinofuytche.

Willifusland is ranked 46,531^st in the world and 2,209^th in Balder for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15,976.82 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.