The Empire of Willifusland is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Violyuryl'teemy with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.193 billion Willifuslandianecs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villafadori. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Willifuslandianec economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion lire a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,811 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Aid workers deliver life-saving supplies with a devious gleam in their eyes, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, Willifuslandianec diplomacy is by the book, and oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willifusland's national animal is the kiwi and its national religion is Sovinofuytche.

Willifusland is ranked 202,643^rd in the world and 11,020^th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.