The Holy Pink Bountiful Lands of L V M H is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Mike Mattinson with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.962 billion LVMHers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petroskoi. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LVMHer economy, worth 791 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,581 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All facts are created equal, LVMHer scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. L V M H's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

L V M H is ranked 159,250^th in the world and 8,534^th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,288.22 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.