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| Population | 19.444 billion |
| Capital | Stadt der Lieder |
| Leader | Alola Rondle |
| Currency | Nuyen |
| Animal | Palm Top Tiger |
The Empire of Litchenstienen is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Alola Rondle with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.444 billion Litchenstienenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The minute, corrupt, socially-minded government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stadt der Lieder. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Litchenstienenian economy, worth a remarkable 7,913 trillion Nuyens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 407,014 Nuyens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
When people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and people queue for valets instead of parking spaces. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Litchenstienen's national animal is the Palm Top Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Litchenstienen is ranked 1,161st in the world and 43rd in Balder for Highest Average Incomes, with 407,014.97 Standard Monetary Units.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Litchenstienen, people queue for valets instead of parking spaces.
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, Stadt der Lieder moves with the times.
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of Stadt der Lieder.
- : Litchenstienen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Missing Persons Coordination Act".
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, political candidates must be personally vetted by Alola Rondle.