Population | 14.162 billion |
Capital | Stadt der Lieder |
Leader | Alola Rondle |
Currency | Nuyen |
Animal | Palm Top Tiger |
The Empire of Litchenstienen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Alola Rondle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.162 billion Litchenstienenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stadt der Lieder. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Litchenstienenian economy, worth an astonishing 10,919 trillion Nuyens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 771,038 Nuyens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, it is illegal to liberate slaves, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Litchenstienen Blood Tithe, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Litchenstienen's national animal is the Palm Top Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Litchenstienen is ranked 59,578th in the world and 566th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 769.071730016 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Litchenstienen Blood Tithe.
- : Litchenstienen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, Litchenstienenian politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days.
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop.
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
- : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Fooooooooo, Jendis, Buffavariastan, ImperialisLorderon, Dragonian Kazaman, Money for ever, A Leaf on the Wind, Maximula, Samgreat, Mythorium, Otayo, Kam-Chatka, Demyis, Ununited republic of america, and Dornar.