Largest Information Technology Sector: 15thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Forward. Together.
Alola Rondle
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Litchenstienen

Population14.162 billion

CapitalStadt der Lieder
LeaderAlola Rondle

CurrencyNuyen
AnimalPalm Top Tiger

The Empire of Litchenstienen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Alola Rondle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.162 billion Litchenstienenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stadt der Lieder. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Litchenstienenian economy, worth an astonishing 10,919 trillion Nuyens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 771,038 Nuyens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, it is illegal to liberate slaves, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Litchenstienen Blood Tithe, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Litchenstienen's national animal is the Palm Top Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Litchenstienen is ranked 59,578th in the world and 566th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 769.071730016 days.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35thMost Patriotic: 63rdHighest Average Incomes: 68thHighest Poor Incomes: 85thMost Scientifically Advanced: 101stMost Secular: 123rdLargest Black Market: 139thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 159thMost Corrupt Governments: 166thSmartest Citizens: 239thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 241stLargest Governments: 249thMost Armed: 289thMost Advanced Public Education: 369thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 430thHighest Average Tax Rates: 510thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 521stLowest Crime Rates: 563rdHighest Economic Output: 670thMost Efficient Economies: 793rdMost Subsidized Industry: 826thLargest Agricultural Sector: 835thMost Developed: 893rdLongest Average Lifespans: 943rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,145thRudest Citizens: 1,267thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,544thLargest Mining Sector: 1,580thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,654thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,982ndMost Cultured: 2,045thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,214thHealthiest Citizens: 2,598thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,998thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,548thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,781stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,827thMost Influential: 9,309thNudest: 10,798thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 19,137thMost Authoritarian: 22,806thLargest Populations: 28,689th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 66th in the regionMost Cultured: 77th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 80th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 102nd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 109th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 131st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 238th in the regionNudest: 488th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 495th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 531st in the regionMost Stationary: 566th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 860th in the regionLargest Populations: 907th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,001st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Litchenstienen Blood Tithe.
  • : Litchenstienen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, Litchenstienenian politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop.
  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.

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