The Grand Duchy of Mueslibar is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The Duke of Nuttyngham with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and feral children. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.537 billion Mueslibarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oats. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mueslibarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,477 trillion Raisins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,666 Raisins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, military spending is on the increase, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mueslibar's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of the Corn.

Mueslibar is ranked 1,159^th in the world and 55^th in Balder for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 66 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.