The Grand Duchy of Mueslibar is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Duke of Nuttyngham with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, feral children, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.359 billion Mueslibarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oats. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mueslibarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,435 trillion Raisins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 99,985 Raisins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed, The Duke of Nuttyngham has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, and government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mueslibar's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of the Corn.

Mueslibar is ranked 53,478^th in the world and 2,419^th in Balder for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 173.38 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.