The Republic of PLJ is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Eternal Peace with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.773 billion PLJians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HTC. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient PLJian economy, worth 859 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,934 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doves are considered a delicacy, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, the newest shade developed by PLJ's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PLJ's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

PLJ is ranked 326,424^th in the world and 17,686^th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.51 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.