The Socialist Ujamaa of Ugandavitz is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President For Life Charles Debou with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.639 billion Ugandites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kampala. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ugandan economy, worth a remarkable 7,425 trillion Ugandan Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 242,342 Ugandan Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, slackers at work are told to "crack on with it", people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, and business is banging at no-tell motels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ugandavitz's national animal is the Grey-Crowned Crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ugandite State Sponsored Belief.

Ugandavitz is ranked 25,952^nd in the world and 1,339^th in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,900.02 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.