The Queendom of Masnicho is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The All Mighty with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.893 billion Masnichoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masni. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The all-consuming Masnichoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,904 trillion Snics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,721 Snics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Masnicho's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Icho.

Masnicho is ranked 170,483^rd in the world and 9,578^th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 530.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.