The Republic of Andrivia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by The President with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.405 billion Andrivians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vista. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andrivian economy, worth 706 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,098 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andrivia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Andrivia is ranked 11,890^th in the world and 736^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,884.71 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.