The Commonwealth of Almartan is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marc Eva Patricia with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.015 billion Almartanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manta. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Almartanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,104 trillion Stonks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,579 Stonks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Toddlers insist their pacifiers be autoclaved, fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, museums claim to have displayed famous artwork before it was cool, and even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Almartan's national animal is the Little birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Any big religion ever.

Almartan is ranked 28,733^rd in the world and 1,643^rd in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,733.8 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.