The Kingdom of Vilardosia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santiago Castillo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.996 billion Vilardosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cintra. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Vilardosian economy, worth 431 trillion Tercios a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,396 Tercios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, children are raised bilingual from an early age, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, and representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vilardosia's national animal is the Iberian lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Vilardosia is ranked 16,936^th in the world and 985^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 24.05 average smiles per day.