The Owl Kingdom of Fooooooooo is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fuzzy the Owl with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 37.795 billion Foooooooooans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ribe. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The all-consuming Foooooooooan economy, worth a remarkable 4,017 trillion Owl Pellets a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 106,292 Owl Pellets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies, and Foooooooooan politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fooooooooo's national animal is the Clog Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fooooooooo is ranked 311,012^th in the world and 16,232^nd in Balder for Rudest Citizens, with 8.51 insults per minute.