The Federation of Experina is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Mailk with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.949 billion Experinans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamdas City. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Experinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,631 trillion ExperCoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 116,976 ExperCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, clothing with a scarlet S is popular among repentant body shamers, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and it's a jungle out there. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Experina's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Expanish.

Experina is ranked 41,351^st in the world and 1,400^th in Balder for Rudest Citizens, with 93.67 insults per minute.