The Federation of Experina is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by John Mailk with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, prohibition of alcohol, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.812 billion Experinans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamdas City. The average income tax rate is 4.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Experinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,556 trillion ExperCoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 112,683 ExperCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Raccoons are plump and satiated, at least 4 unique companies in Experina claim to sell Eckie-Cola, kids showing an interest in reptiles are given government-funded cobras, and parents who try to organize playdates for their kids have police drop through their ceilings. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Experina's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Expanish.

Experina is ranked 17,415^th in the world and 1,003^rd in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 23.8 average smiles per day.