The Democratic Dynastic Domain of House Roretania is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by His Excellency Alexander the Serene with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.366 billion Roretanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crown's Coast. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse House Roretanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Silver Sesterces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 92,304 Silver Sesterces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clothing with a scarlet S is popular among repentant body shamers, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. House Roretania's national animal is the Dragon Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

House Roretania is ranked 12,547^th in the world and 712^th in Balder for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 85.46 Effective Tax Rate.