The Imperial Republic of Tomzilla is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tomaz'Schadl with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 47.667 billion Tomzillans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Radwaf. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tomzillan economy, worth an astonishing 15,784 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 331,132 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindhearted Tomzillans generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and environmentalists are staging large protests in front of reopened nuclear power plants. Crime is totally unknown. Tomzilla's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ancestral Veneration.

Tomzilla is ranked 14,288^th in the world and 831^st in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 25.91 average smiles per day.