The Constitutional Republic of Dagdria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mister President with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.097 billion Dagdrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dagdriam. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dagdrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,505 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

At customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, economics is a shrinking field, and the arms industry is strictly regulated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dagdria's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dagdria is ranked 4,335^th in the world and 228^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 217.89 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.