The Dreaming of Unshleepd is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 11149433859 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.884 billion Dreamers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleepy Squad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dreamer economy, worth a remarkable 5,736 trillion Decibels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 445,229 Decibels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,991,637 per year while the poor average 6,365, a ratio of 627 to 1.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unshleepd's national animal is the Lulu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lichwała.

Unshleepd is ranked 328^th in the world and 16^th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 24,586.84 on the Gilded Widget Scale.