The Republic of Very Pog is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Oscar Pog with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 11.24 billion Pogians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poglandria. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pogian economy, worth a remarkable 1,708 trillion Pogian Pogs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,032 Pogian Pogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of Pogian cathedrals, the army consists of only generals and grunts, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Very Pog's national animal is the Pogger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free WiFi.

Very Pog is ranked 30,974^th in the world and 817^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 108.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.