The People's Republic of Sattelbach is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sachem niklkanikl with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 2.066 billion Sattelbachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sattelbach. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sattelbachian economy, worth 128 trillion Thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 62,048 Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, Sachem niklkanikl panders to nontraditional families, a soldier's body is a temple, and protests are legal but strictly supervised. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sattelbach's national animal is the Württemberger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Sattelbach is ranked 175,816^th in the world and 6,719^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 71,818 Standard Monetary Units.