Population | 14.053 billion |
Capital | Königsberg |
Leader | Nami von Preußen |
Currency | Hamburg Mark |
Animal | Seal |
The Queendom of West Hamburg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nami von Preußen with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.053 billion West Hamburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient West Hamburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,896 trillion Hamburg Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,926 Hamburg Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, the people's love for Nami von Preußen is little more than self-preservation, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and glamping West Hamburgians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Hamburg's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
West Hamburg is ranked 22,418th in the world and 486th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,516.51175165408 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Lugarvat Multiconfederacy of Lugarvatn.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Republic of Hyphen.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Your Local Communist of Planetary Soviet Socialist Republics.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ubeland.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Eralan.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Wartime General of Francois Isidore.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 224 » Prydania, Shibutani, Empy, The Rhein States, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Loutsland, Koda-Land, Corfad, Ethnon, Aeolist, Vincone Cae, Advancia-Sizzletown, Siwale, Pallaith, Omnistria, North Bratislava, Seenvorland, Xagill, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Votak Matim, Radicaster, Vesuva, The Sinclarian Provinces, Quentiam Viventem, Malta Comino Gozo, Sil Dorsett, Wilkshire, Xentherida, The Windmilluminati, Kranostav, Antiyard, Nistriabar, The Iron Lions, Unshleepd, Maott, Pleroma Sans Romans, Zeternia, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Former English Colony, Joodey, Simone Republic, Unsophisticate, Merconitonitopia, PotatoFarmers, Bankowiata, Confederacy of North America, Pasargad, and 174 others.A Salmon Named Harold, Andanavia, AmManies, New Trisone, Hellsinky, Kwaj, Singamadri, Batatoland Empire, Holy Marcus Empire, Pazair, KAP03land, Cobolica, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Regallio, Bagojo, Filibustra, Varisland, Oannia, Omicron Persei V111, Inspiratus, Zyvetskistaahn, Sechiole, The Austro Germanic Union, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Parpyduckland, Wolffoxia, Tsandonown, Chipoli, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Nationeer, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Wisconsota, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Laforeia, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Harjad, Ellbonnia, Austro-Bavarian States, IHateRights, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Iespao, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Snipland, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, The Teddy, Mallyna, Pineappleistania, Marlducro, Catalis, Segesta, South Parter, Arucaria, Viridiann, Deliber, Vilaforta, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Laurendon, Alire, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, New Atlantico, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, Kaschovia, Furballland, Dakota Territories, Roman Empire August, Rinadia, Valentine Z, Fran Advar, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Petronellania, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Federation of Vanguard, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Grith Neria, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Lionsroar, Izern, Amdupe, Bodhisva, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Sur Isles, Leone Frankia, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Zelenaya Dolina, Saint-Dauphin, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Neptunian Military Administration, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Individualist Catopia, Artoriticitys, Illusia and Neverendia, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Sanctum Teriaris, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Halsoni, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Psykistriaa, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, Gragadoia, United Kahndaq, Opis, The Jerichowan Country, Altivia, The Police, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, Ardok, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Eralan, Ubeland, Planetary Soviet Socialist Republics, Hyphen, The New Oceanic States, The Resoland, Lugarvatn, Suvarnavarta, and Yaorozu.