Most World Assembly Endorsements: 527thMost Influential: 1,322ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,628th
The Queendom of
Iron Fist Socialists
Who dares wins
Nami von Preußen
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
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Political Freedom
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West Hamburg

Population14.053 billion

CapitalKönigsberg
LeaderNami von Preußen

CurrencyHamburg Mark
AnimalSeal

The Queendom of West Hamburg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nami von Preußen with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.053 billion West Hamburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Hamburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,896 trillion Hamburg Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,926 Hamburg Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, the people's love for Nami von Preußen is little more than self-preservation, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and glamping West Hamburgians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Hamburg's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

West Hamburg is ranked 22,418th in the world and 486th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,516.51175165408 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 527thMost Influential: 1,322ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,628thTop
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Most Secular: 3,599thBest Weather: 3,824thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,678thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,234thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,272ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,568thMost Developed: 7,079thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,902ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,268thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,356thHealthiest Citizens: 8,359thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,545thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,553rdNicest Citizens: 9,585thSmartest Citizens: 9,885thLowest Crime Rates: 10,293rdLargest Governments: 10,724thHighest Food Quality: 10,821stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,871stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,948thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,634thMost Inclusive: 12,326thHighest Economic Output: 13,344thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,289thTop
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Most Cultured: 15,106thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,057thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,395thMost Efficient Economies: 20,435thMost Income Equality: 22,272ndMost Stationary: 22,418thMost Patriotic: 22,692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,522ndSafest: 23,786thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,349thHighest Average Incomes: 28,610thLargest Populations: 28,985th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 131st in the regionMost Secular: 148th in the regionBest Weather: 225th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 235th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 256th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 306th in the regionMost Influential: 311th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 331st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 340th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 346th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 365th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 369th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 385th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 391st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 418th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 418th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 452nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 465th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 471st in the regionLargest Governments: 473rd in the regionLargest Populations: 478th in the regionMost Stationary: 486th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 489th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 492nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 496th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 519th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 529th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 530th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 556th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 558th in the regionMost Patriotic: 596th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 600th in the regionMost Inclusive: 607th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 615th in the regionNudest: 646th in the regionMost Cultured: 657th in the regionMost Income Equality: 665th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 687th in the region

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