The Republic of Itanland is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Ruben with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 24.857 billion Itanlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itandon. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Itanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,649 trillion Itans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 307,731 Itans, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
Prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Itanland's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Itanland is ranked 66,942nd in the world and 1,064th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,528.81 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Itanland, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered.
- : Following new legislation in
Itanland, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
- : Following new legislation in
Itanland, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
- : Following new legislation in
Itanland, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer.
- :
Itanland was endorsed by
The Ravenous Queer Harpies of Islandwalk.
- :
Itanland lost the endorsement of
The Ravenous Queer Harpies of Islandwalk.
- : Following new legislation in
Itanland, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
- : Following new legislation in
Itanland, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in
Itanland, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt.
- : Following new legislation in
Itanland, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.















































