Population | 19.52 billion |
Capital | Itandon |
Leader | Ruben |
Currency | Itan |
Animal | Cow |
The Republic of Itanland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ruben with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.52 billion Itanlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itandon. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Itanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,664 trillion Itans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 290,209 Itans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Itanland's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Itanland's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Itanland is ranked 13,102nd in the world and 336th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,927.1136624798 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Itanland, the military's newest toy broadcasts Itanland's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.
- : Following new legislation in Itanland, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
- : Following new legislation in Itanland, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : Itanland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Itanland was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : Following new legislation in Itanland, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
- : Following new legislation in Itanland, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
- : Itanland was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Itanland was endorsed by The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : Following new legislation in Itanland, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 166 » Pazair, Corfad, Chipoli, Shibutani, New Cordyceps, Laforeia, Bankowiata, PlanetMercury, Varisland, Kwaj, South Parter, Southern Moosetopia, Petronellania, Nouvel Empire, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Castle In Confidence, Wineclaw, New Atlantico, Ovekisu, Kaschovia, Atrito, Esperonia, Darkanistan, Pineappleistania, Loutsland, Kandorith, Notyoutopia, PotatoFarmers, Arucaria, Great Ignesia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Inclement Space, Bedsonya, Wisconsota, Nationeer, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, The Rhein States, Ishtimbine, DarkMondoria, Bodhisva, Valiacorkit, Kranostav, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Neptunian Military Administration, Grith Neria, Jenha, Pyos Ter, Mallyna, and 116 others.Izern, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Democratic Republic of Magley, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, The Police, Sindoesia, Singamadri, Simone Republic, Vertigoism, Kingdom of Time, Sil Dorsett, Marlducro, Gragadoia, Votak Matim, Wolffoxia, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Republiqueducroissant, Rex Republic, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, TyGerria, Great Bights Mum, Eurocom, Aguaria Major, Catalis, Alire, Northumberlandia, New Bismuthium, Galbadiana, Alogiada, Hyphen, Ethnon, KAP03land, Gojira, The Blind Side, Mystiquelle, Pinky Queen, Siwale, Western Justice, Deliber, Lezaseia, Armonker, Ham Federation, Yukti, Federation of Vanguard, Sunnaria, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Artoriticitys, IHateRights, Segesta, Former English Colony, Individualist Catopia, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, Maott, Zelenaya Dolina, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Photan, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Arostica, Frances Francis the First of France, Halsoni, Verderiesdre, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Oannia, Nebiyar, Ziprotscria, Kainin, Boltannia, Kobalera, Eludmonden, Blyskalia, Wechujan, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Fragrancia, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Mount Marvin, Endus Mea Fral, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, TamilPesum, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Dreadton, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, The Jerichowan Country, Altivia, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, ZleekyGgh, Vancricia, Eralan, Francois Isidore, The Iron Lions, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, Avistonia, Suvarnavarta, and Yaorozu.