The President of UNION KINGDOMS is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Selbino with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.059 billion KINGS are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Matskew. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.7%.

The frighteningly efficient King economy, worth a remarkable 3,206 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 353,986 Rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,204,099 per year while the poor average 4,643, a ratio of 690 to 1.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. UNION KINGDOMS's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

UNION KINGDOMS is ranked 6,740^th in the world and 279^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 113.34 quips per hour.