The Rogue Nation of The C Programing Language is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 889 million C Programing Languageans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dennis Ritchie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.0%.

The frighteningly efficient C Programing Languagean economy, worth 101 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,392 Bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 593,247 per year while the poor average 11,951, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The C Programing Language's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The C Programing Language is ranked 15,944^th in the world and 388^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,335.55 on the Clooney Contribution Index.