The Republic of Gitanmaax is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 895 million Gitanmaaxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Gitanmaaxian economy, worth 63.1 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,500 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, commercials are consistently recorded in soft white rooms, and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gitanmaax's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gitanmaax is ranked 285,143^rd in the world and 4,228^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.