The Matriarchy of Satrium is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.046 billion Satrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jupiter. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Satrian economy, worth 134 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,626 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, families make most of their annual income from government benefits, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satrium's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Satrium is ranked 99,351^st in the world and 1,627^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,761.39 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.