The Matriarchy of Satrium is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.495 billion Satrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jupiter. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Satrian economy, worth 165 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 66,396 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satrium's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Satrium is ranked 295,832^nd in the world and 3,783^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 16,466.23 Standard Monetary Units.